smother me in chocolate and feed me 2 the lesbians

blackbanshee:

throw back thursday 

what would you consider your romantic and sexual orientations to be? what gender do you identify as and when did you become sure of this?
Anonymous

oh um this kinda came outta left field 

but alright uh im not really sure on romantic orientation??? i never really gave it much thought to be honest. and my sexual orientation i suppose would be pansexual but again i never really gave it much thought

i identify as male and i guess i became sure of this when i was 18??? i mean i always kind of knew but?? yeah

forgy porgy pudding and pie

kissed the boys and made them jizz their pants

Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated
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throwbacksongs:

Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

He’s managed to solve every case he’s ever taken on.
And he’s tackled some of the greatest mysteries this world has ever known.
He hides in the shadows, but he is the best of the best.
Our last resort, our trump card.

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

fiyhi:

reminiscing in my otp days 
courtesy of this fanfic

SHRIEKS

fiyhi:

reminiscing in my otp days 

courtesy of this fanfic

SHRIEKS

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

tibets:

here’s a video of me